Receiving late-night “whats up” texts and achieving little idea who they’re from.
1. will you be a ghost? Will you be your momma’s friend Janet? Or are you gonna be that dude I’d love with like four several months previously whose wide variety we wiped because he believed “Jeah.”
Panic disorders any time you wait for gynecologist to provide you with the STD test results.
2. even if you always use condoms. Step right up, you should portray that classic match tv series “Ingrown Hair Follicle Or Herpes!”
3. Having to posses an STD conversation with every newer intercourse companion. Absolutely nothing sexier just before gender than encouraging each other that you’re really clean.
4. Definitely not noticing you were going to have intercourse, so maybe not taking fresh panties within your purse. Its that not-so-clean feelings.
5. Or a brush. Exact Same.
6. Or perspective makeup products cleaner. Which means you roll up to operate resembling a Sex Raccoon.
7. The thing the spot where you put on a lovely outfit to a celebration, continue to be over at a guy’s home out of the blue, while having to visit work in 20 amount conditions in a miniskirt and sweater a further am. And everybody’s smirking at you given that they REALIZE.
8. buddies mistakenly insulting an individual by stating items like “As I had been sleep across, it had been this sort of a sad and bare moments.” Wow, thanks, i did not know you’re on this type of an increased spiritual airplanes than me for sleep together with the gassy partner the whole night.
9. never ever discover if you want to clean up their residence. At times a person clean it and also the man bails. In other cases, you allow it glide for a few months, and BAM, the most popular chap have ever belongs to his means over and you are clearly frantically Swiffer damp Jetting the ground.
10. More people working distrustful people since you could have sex with men. No, thank you.
11. questioning when it is way too rude to ask your to go out of after sexual intercourse simply because you just rest plenty better when you are able starfish in your queen mattress by yourself. Yet, the man ought to know a lot better than to stay.
12. the need to improve your blankets usually. Because when that you have a boyfriend, you feel confident with are gross.
13. Being persuaded you will be currently pregnant if your time period is hr late even when you made use of a condom and you are clearly to the pill/have an IUD. Oh satisfy i’ll never be expecting. Jesus of virility, listen the pleas, I LAY ME ON THE FLOOR PROSTRATE WELL BEFORE THEE.
14. Being required to get access to condoms, whether an individual or he or she offers them. And then when he’s like “No, I need a Magnum,” and you are like LOLOLOL.
15. That awkward moment as he runs into your very own roommate from the restroom. And you simply thought that you had timed it therefore it might awkward-free!
16. needing to render early morning discussion once you have generally discovered you have absolutely nothing in accordance. “extremely do you talk about you had been in loans?” “promotional.” “Oh.” “why not consider we?” “I’m a paralegal.” “Do you really 
enjoy it?” “Yeah.” **tumbleweed**
17. knowing the way it will get mild down that your chap isn’t even lovely. The berth between “Ryan Gosling” and “upright bloated corpse” is approximately 3 a.m. to 7 a.m.
18. experiencing the ridiculous male assumption that you’re always interested in one thing severe. We all hardly know one another and you imagine I want to wed a person. Reduce your very own roll.
19. receiving “disclaimers” from guys you just aren’t even sincerely interested in a long-term partnership with. That is great you’ll want to “focus individual future” and “aren’t trying to find anything determined at this time,” but save it for someone that’s invested in something about your dick.
20. The inability to participate in and/or being annoyed by friends’ prolonged discussions regarding their boyfriends. “utmost accomplished something soooo sweet yesterday — this individual contributed myself an omelet in bed and hid expensive diamonds on it.” “OMG actually? Yesterday Dan do something soooo attractive way too. The guy starred me a full pair Dave Matthews musical organization discusses throughout the kazoo and expert them to our close love.” “Um. I went down with a guy who’d a creepy earring earlier this week?” **silence**
21. the need to staying alert to entire body locks repair, whatever it means for you. Whether it’s just leg-and-pit shaving or bikini-area torturing.
22. As soon as dudes wish hug along even though it is a one-night sit. Precisely What. have you been currently carrying out.
23. If you’re on your stage. Everyday gender and course intercourse don’t incorporate.
24. understanding you really need to almost certainly keep very early as soon as all you want to perform is sleep-in. You just carry on saying to on your own: let me nap within my sleep when I go back home. I will nap in my own mattress after I return home.